Happy Hallmark Cha-Ching Day!

My mom told me that one Valentine's Day, in college, my dad and his friends ran around campus spray painting some variation of "Happy VD!" on things. If you know anything about my dad, this is surprising.
Geez, Michael, a little respect for the made up holiday, please.

In other news, a poem.

A Very Valentine
Gertrude Stein

Very fine is my valentine.
Very fine and very mine.
Very mine is my valentine very mine and very fine.
Very fine is my valentine and mine, very fine very mine and mine is my valentine.